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Messed-Up Moose of the Day: A Gothenburg, Sweden man who went to check out the noise coming from his vacationing neighbor’s yard was surprised to find a drunk moose that got stuck in tree after consuming a few too many fermented apples.

Assisted by police and rescue officials, Per Johansson successfully freed the inebriated animal by sawing off a few branches. Still hammered out of its antlers, the moose stumbled over to Johansson’s garden where it reportedly remains today.

Personally, I don’t have much sympathy for the creature. A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!

[ap via foxnews / thanks bradford!]